Going Once (BuckyXReader) OneShot

“Hay Bucky,” (F/N) said wiggling her eye brows in an odd fashion with a smirk plastered on her face.

“Whatever it is you are about to ask the answer is no,” He said sternly never taking his eyes off of the newspaper in his hands. He already knew that he didn’t want any part in whatever scheme she had come up with (That would most likely fail).

“To bad because I’m a tell you anyway,” She said while hopping up onto the couch he had been sitting on. “Now here is my totally epic, garneted to work, master plan! We, wait for it…” She paused for dramatic affect even though Bucky was barley paying her attention. “We stick one hundred and fifteen for sale signs on Starks house’s lawn!” She looked at Bucky wide eyed waiting for a response.

“Why would I help you with that.”

Truly a man of few words (F/N) couldn’t help but chuckle at this thought. “You’ll help me because its Halloween and that what peeps our age do,” She didn’t have a good reason. “And because you don’t like Mr. JackAss and this will piss him off?” It was more of a question that a statement, but apparently the other teen didn’t notice.

“Know anyone who sells signs?”

“Already bought them, there in my truck.” (F/N) smiled brightly. “Now go put on your costume and we’ll head out.” (F/N) was already in hers, a Deadpool outfit.

Bucky just looked at her blankly blinking a few times, “I don’t have one, were in the 11th grade…”

“Thought so,” (F/N) pulled out a black army looking outfit with a mask and googles, perfectly fit for her handsome sidekick. “Can’t have anyone knowing who we are,” she winked, then shooed him off to go change.

Dear lord, why did I have to fall for the most insane person on this planet? Bucky thought putting the goggles in place.