Pen Abuse (TonyXTeenReader) OneShot

There is always that one question on a test that everyone gets wrong. Why does everyone get it wrong? Teachers usually blame it on the kids not paying attention, but in reality it’s because the ‘correct’ answer defies all logic!

“DADDY!” (F/N) screamed at the top of her lungs knowing that her father was in his ‘lab’ and most likely unable to hear her. However he could hear her and thinking something was horribly wrong ran upstairs ready to beat some idiotic boy up. But instead of seeing a crying daughter waiting to run into his arms, he saw a modestly ticked off daughter siting at the dinner table hunched over homework.

“What’s wrong baby,” Tony took a seat next to his daughter.

“Homework,” She pouted handing it to him. Tony gave it one look and could do it all in his head. “If you buy apples that are three dollars each and buying any number of apples has an automatic shipping price of five dollars how much money do you spend if you buy zero apples?”

“You aren’t spending any money,” Tony looked at his daughter puzzled. Was this really eighth grade math? Anyone could figure it out, and his genius daughter surley shouldn’t be having a problem with it. She was a Stark and Starks didn’t struggle with math.

“Exactly!” She then showed another page to her father, which was the answer key. “But apparently the ‘correct’ answer is five dollars because of the ‘shipping’. Why the hell would you pay shipping for something you never bought!” (F/N) chucked her pen across the room causing it to break and ink get all over.

For the rest of the day the two continued to prove why the text book was wrong. By the time Pepper got home there were papers scattered everywhere, one window broken from pens being thrown (Not to mention the ink EVERYWHERE), and Tony had a horse throat from yelling at an inpatient object. Just another regular day in the Stark home.